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  Beer Soap

  Ah, the smell of it! We don’t drink. It messes with the memory. But we love being clean so we wash using Beer Soap. Containing real lagers and stouts, from Stella to Guinness, each masculine bar is ideal for refreshing your parts before a night on the tiles. But we don’t drink. It messes with the memory.

  £4.99
  
  
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  Le Whif Chocolate Inhaler

  Sweet as chocolate, light as air Smart chocoholics don’t scoff their choc, they inhale it. How? With this chic inhaler that delivers a powdery breathable hit without the calories. No post munch guilt required. With a coffee version also available your tongue won’t know what’s hit it – and neither will your waistline. Phsssht…mmm!

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  Baconnaise

  If bacon came in a jar… The greatest creation since the pig, this spectacularly addictive bacon flavour mayo will have you squealing (like a pig) and crying bacony tears of joy, as it adds an oinkingly smoky kick to burgers, sandwiches, salads and more.

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  Beer Bottle Goblets

  Shhtop! Why settle for boring beer glasses when you can sup from a gorgeous goblet. Each stylish vessel has been skilfully crafted from a recycled beer bottle. How? By cutting away the base, polishing the edges and bonding a base to the neck of the bottle. Sheer glass!

  £12.99
  
  
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  Giant Gummi Bears

  They might be giants Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Wonka-ish eccentrics and anyone with a Billy Bob sized sweet tooth!

  £14.99
  
  
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  Sound Asleep Pillow

  Listen and loaf Ideal for headphone haters, insomniacs and anyone who fancies lazing in bed listening to music/TV/audio books, this super comfy pillow has an undetectable built-in speaker that can only be heard by the loafer with their head plonked on it.

  £17.99
  
  
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  Chocolate Pizza

  Fancy a pizza choccy? Ordering in pizza is the new going out, especially when it’s made from quality Belgian chocolate sprinkled with sweeties and topped with a white chocolate star. It even comes in an authentic take-away box. Waiter!

  £17.99
  
  
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  Portable BBQ Grill

  Open and shut cases - for bangers Ultra portable, this take-anywhere BBQs fold out to reveal generous cooking areas. Simply pop in the racks, chuck in the charcoal and reach for the burgers. It's just like a briefcase except you can set it alight and throw bangers on it.

  £21.99
  
  
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  Sky Lanterns

  When you wish upon a...lantern! Give outdoor events a touch of magic with these enchanting flying lanterns. Just light the special wax fuel cell and watch in wonder as your glowing paper blimp climbs gently into the night sky like a mini hot air balloon. Perfect for weddings and UFO denial conventions.

  £24.99
  
  
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  The Slanket

  Heating bills? Bah! Loafers rejoice! Now you can stick two fingers up to heating bills, quite literally, because this gargantuan, ultra soft blanket has integrated sleeves, so you can use your hands without getting your arms cold. Your remote will love you for it.

  £29.99